I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY
YOU FUCKING BASTARD WHY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :/ not right dick move
Thor vs Harry Potter
I’m sorry all I read was “MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS”
And in the time it takes him to lift his hammer, it’s flying out of his hand because Harry used his famous ol’ Expelliarmus
but thor is god………. just saying and isn’t that a lighting based spell??
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
has long has the human race stand sadly both will exist this is the sad truth or at east till we deport his dumb ass him self
Everyone should have a baby elephant running across a road on their blog
IT’S SO CUTE LOOK AT IT’S LITTLE LEGS AND HOW IT’S RUNNING OMFG
OMG THAT’S SO CUTE AWWWWWWWWH
just imagine a pet elephant and they dont grow really big they stay small and it just runs around your house OMG WHY CANT I HAVE THIS
elephants are my favourite
I want one!!!!!!but it has to stay small because dear god poop pick up will suck
Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left..
i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot
I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy
he becomes a fucking teapot send help
I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
ill save you teapot powers activate!!
I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.
I miss you..
My cousin committed suicide, and I think about him often. I hope he has moved on now.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
"haha wow they really suck at wrapping pres- WHAT?"
I don’t get it I could do…….that……………holly shit never mind
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake
HEY no period jokes, Period